10 things all unapologetically basic girls should own
If you've ever watched The Bachelor, taken a photo of your dessert before you started eating it, or said aloud to one of your friends “did you see the Cosmo Snapchat Story yesterday?”, chances are, you’re basic. Other basic things you may have participated in: drinking Starbucks more than occasionally, going on a girls’ trip to any location in Mexico, referring to target as “tar-jay”, requesting a Justin Bieber song at a club/party, thinking that T-Swizzle would be your best friend if you ever met, referring to Taylor Swift as T-Swizzle, etc. You get the point. Don’t worry if you’re reading this and are just now discovering that you are a basic b*tch, you’re not alone! There are millions, potentially billions, of us stereotypical peoples out there in the world. I personally feel that there is no purpose to feel ashamed watching those “Tasty” videos on Facebook or following 20 French bulldogs on Instagram. Here, I have compiled a list of things you may purchase without apology in acceptance of your basic heritage.
For that perfect Instagram backdrop every single time
Might as well get rewarded for going to Starbucks every single day
Because normal pictures are boring and your walls need decorating
They match everything and now Urban Outfitters sells them so this one's a no-brainer
Netflix only has seasons 1-11 of Grey's Anatomy which is where Hulu comes in clutch with season 12
For long nights of binge watching Grey's
Granted, my dad uses these more often than I do
Mine reads "I Can't Even"
"Uh it was my mom's in the 80's" "Vintage! So adorable... that is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen"
10. Mean Girls
If you did not understand this reference ^ this article does not apply to you